Patience the Battlewagon

Camper vanCayucos, CA
2 guests
Sleeps 2
19.38 ft. long
Pet friendly
Offers delivery

Road Dog Tip: You don't want the prettiest, shiniest vehicle on the street. Patience is a simple, built-out cargo van that has been all over the country (multiple times). She may be old, but her engine is brand new (less than 40,000 miles old) and she won't let you down.Pros:
-Double sliding doors and plenty of windows to let the natural light in.
-Piping hot shower off the back and stainless steel sink inside
-Goalzero Yeti inverter to charge phones, laptops and lights, running off a 100 watt solar panel. (Can also be plugged into electric hook-ups at campgrounds)
-Rotating passenger seat maximizes space
-Extra comfy memory foam mattress with hemp sheets
-Fully insulated in organic sheep's wool
-Cedar wood walls that smell great
-Handmade leather storage details
-Ample storage space
-Large Yeti Cooler
-Surfboards can be strapped to the top
-Brand new engine, installed by Mercedes dealership in 2020
-Brand new DEF system, installed by Mercedes in 2020
-Has some rust spots the size of your pinky nail
Suited to the budget traveler who values versatility, Patience isn't the most decked-out camper van on the block, but she's tip-top and will get you where you need to go. What's includedfresh hemp sheets and pillowcases
two camping chairs
stainless steel mess kit
Yeti cooler
BPA-free water storage tank
60 Liter water storage tank under the bed
Various California guides and ID books
Beaded seat cover for Driver
Other things to notePatience has driven from Maine to California and back again multiple times. Please give her the respect that she deserves.


2012 Mercedes-Benz Sprinter
  • Sleeps 2
  • 2 seatbelts
  • Fresh water: 4 gal
  • Fuel type: Diesel
  • Fuel capacity: 20 gal
  • Automatic transmission


  • Outside Shower
  • Generator
  • Solart
  • Water hookup
  • Electric hookup
  • Audio Inputs
  • Radio
  • CD Player

Meet your host, Emma

Member since 2021

I create one-of-a-kind leather goods and purses in my studio and storefront in Cayucos, California.

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Rules and policies

  • Pet friendly
  • Tailgating friendly
  • No music festivals
  • No smoking
  • Unlimited mileage
  • Unlimited generator hours
24/7 roadside assistance
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Availability and rates


There’s a 4 night minimum stay

  • Weekly (7+ nights): 10% off nightly rate
  • Monthly (28+ nights): 10% off nightly rate
  • Security deposit: $685.00 (refundable)
  • Prep fee: $137.00. This fee will cover preparing and sanitizing the unit prior to each rental.
Patience the Battlewagon



Cayucos, California

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