Haley’s House Rules • Please return Haley with a full tank of gas — she loves to come home full! • Bring her back in the same clean and cozy condition you received her. • If anything gets damaged (it happens!), just let me know — honesty goes a long way. • Stick to the agreed pickup and drop-off times so we’re all on the same page. • Want to extend your trip? Feel free to reach out — I’ll do my best to make it work. • Haley is great on roads and well-maintained gravel, but she’s not built for off-roading or 4x4 tracks — trust me, I’ve learned that the hard way! —————— Haley’s Fun Rules on the Road 1. Name Her When You Start Your Trip She goes by Haley, but she loves nicknames. Give her a road-trip alias! 2. First One to Spot a Moose Wins (Prize is eternal bragging rights.) 3. Sing Loud, Even Off-Key Bonus points for 90s throwbacks and road trip classics. 4. No Phones at Scenic Viewpoints Unless it’s for a selfie with Haley. 5. Wave to Fellow Vanlifers It’s an unspoken rule… now spoken. 6. Leave No Trace, Take Only Memories And maybe a few cool rocks. But not too many. 7. Try at Least One Meal Cooked with the Back Hatch Open Tastes better. Science. 8. Dance Breaks Are Encouraged at Every Rest Stop Especially after coffee. 9. Don’t Let the Fridge Fill With Only Beers and Pickles Though we respect the vibe. 10. Treat Haley Like Your Best Road Trip Buddy Because she totally is.